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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
- Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
- Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
- Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
- Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
- Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
- Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
- Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
- Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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- Boys on Tumblr: Dear Future Girlfriend, I'd treat you so good. I would buy you all the food you can eat and give you piggy back rides all over the place.
- Boys at my school: I wanna eat that hoe's pussy and fuck her so good. Then I wanna smack her ass and ride her all day.
- Boys on Tumblr: I think she's gorgeous.
- Boys at my school: Damn bitch, you fine than a muh'fucker.
